Planet Name: Otirias
System Name: Ayugkal
Region: Kapatrul Sector
Galaxy: Euclid
Discovered By: Poutine
Coordinates:
Planet Biome: Spined Planet
Resources: Sodium, Gold, Copper (Also: occasional Hexaberries and one Pulpy Root)
Protection Requirements: None
Weather: Crimson Heat
Resources: Infrequent
Fauna: Displaced
Flora: Between Worlds
Sentinels: Spread Thin
First Impression: Relative disappointment. When I read the planet scan, I was unsure what I expected when I saw the words “Spined Planet,” but I didn’t expect it to look like a Home Depot used to live here. Everything is made from toothpicks to two-by-fours, even the planet’s lone fauna, the O. Waterexoe.
O. Waterexoe does not appear to have an appetite for creature pellets, but upon its demise I found some residual goop. Where do you hide residual goop in a plank of wood?
The plant G. Clayfemae finds itself threaded at the top.
R. Coastuyleum, a pistachio-like plant, lies among a bed of peas.
M. Seedokmii could make this cave very festive for Easter visitors. Except this is October, and when my Multi-tool said “Trick or Treat,” the eggs gave me a load of carbon, which is what Santa gives the naughty kids at Christmas. Nicely played. I see what you did there.
Final Thoughts: With very little to please the eyes and even less to line your pockets, I’d say this place is a hard pass. Pick up some gold or ionized cobalt while you’re here if you can find it, but there are many better places to visit. That’s probably a lot coming from someone who’s only been playing for a month.
Until next time, Grah!!
